I can’t take credit for writing this, but it seems to capture the essence of things.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REPUBLICAN AND A DEMOCRAT
Mitt Romney and Elizabeth Warren were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person. Immediately, Romney gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office the next day for a job. He then took $20 from his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Warren was very impressed. When they came upon another homeless person, Elizabeth decided that she would help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the nearest welfare office. Then, she reached into Romney’s pocket and took out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now you known the difference!